ItsMyBirthday!!!!

Yay. Actually, I completely forgot that it was my b-day this morning. Birthdays are so embarrassing. I remember one birthday I had some friends over and I burst out laughing when we were eating cake because it was completely silent. That's all I have to type about...so I'll type about jars. 

Definition: a wide-mouthed, cylindrical container made of glass or pottery, esp. one used for storing food. 

- the contents of such a container

I think that jars have been officially replaced by cans in the "storing food" part of the deal. Even in my childhood (I'm still young, don't worry), we didn't use jars to store food. They're officially outdated except in storing jams and jellies. Sometimes they store peanut butter. 

Juniper seeds. Goodbye.